Bart stood at the Heavenly gate,
His face was lined and old,
He stood before the man of fate
For admission to the fold.
"What have you done", St Peter asked, "to gain admission here?"
"I've worked for Eville and Jones, Sir, for many, many a year".
The pearly gates swung open wide as St Peter touched the bell,
"Come in and choose your harp, my child, you've had your share of hell !!"
Heaven is ours Bart, heaven is ours!!!
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